The 7 Stages of Grief: NHL Playoffs Edition
Shock and Denial: Screaming at the television for two hours after the game actually ended, refreshing Twitter repeatedly to make sure the score actually was 55-0
Guilt: Blaming yourself because you didn't wear your lucky socks on game day and eat your 5:00 peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit on the couch with the pillows to your left
Anger & Bargaining: Blaming Pierre McGuire/NBC for all of your problems
Depression: Weeping uncontrollably into your jerseys, spending hours staring longingly at pictures of your captain on tumblr
Adjusting: Attempting to fill the void in your life by rooting for another team...Go Coyotes?
Acceptance: Creating a GM-worthy master plan for next season complete with salary figures, trade and draft prospects, and new lines
